Flying, not soaring.

demonhunting: crabbyseer: queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:41:32 -0400

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

the-absolute-funniest-posts: oopsfuckproductions: Yes! Work it

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:36:49 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

oopsfuckproductions:

Yes! Work it

indianbiatch: freelancefailure: Remember that episode of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:37:30 -0400

indianbiatch:

freelancefailure:

Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?

So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains

And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?

lulu was the rudest bitch i swear

Eat, sleep, die a little more. It shouldn’t matter.

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:36:11 -0400

Eat, sleep, die a little more. It shouldn’t matter.

I’m just going to go jump off a bridge of no dignity and fuck everyone. A day or two of being...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:23:15 -0400

I’m just going to go jump off a bridge of no dignity and fuck everyone. A day or two of being numb emotionally and going with the flow sexually sounds nice. But of course the numb part won’t happen because I’ll regret everything that will happen. Just like always.

partybarackisinthehousetonight: please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:32:14 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:02:55 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:02:48 -0400

Now I’m not saying that I need sex. But if sex was a person I’d propose and never let...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:33:04 -0400

Now I’m not saying that I need sex. But if sex was a person I’d propose and never let them go.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:27:24 -0400

cadaverousgallant: vriskery: italy-the-pasta-lover: lizthefang...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:36 -0400

cadaverousgallant:

vriskery:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men

no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS

la-vuida: phantom-quantum: sonotaghostkid: This is really not...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:01 -0400

la-vuida:

phantom-quantum:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

Thank you for this.

sexual assault in general, from either gender…is just horrible.

f4ndom-geek: jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:00:28 -0400

f4ndom-geek:

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

Is it bad that I know exactly what movie that kangaroo is from?