You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation... →
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After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds...
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: Making you smile will be my favorite way to pass the time. I’ll make sure you know how beautiful, cute, gorgeous, and stunning you are as much as you’ll allow me. Love, Me.
I hate those "You know you're a lesbian when..."
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My girlfriend's health center visit...
inthelandoflesbianism: therealdinas: lgbtlaughs: Nurse: Are you sexually active? Gf: Yes Nurse: Do you take birth control? Gf: No Nurse: What’s your contraceptive of choice? Gf: … I don’t date men Nurse: That was going to be my next question [via zubeee] For every lesbian who’s ever had this convo lol