Things that have to be done during 420:

Differential Equations studying (kill me now)

Finish management project (if I don’t get done today)

Twerking for Jesus (I’m a horrible person I know)

Working on my new piece for the blazing

I have learned that sex is overrated and not really necessary in my life (and that I’m only saying this because of forced celibacy). This is not the life I expected for myself in college. Such a cruel world. Such heartbreak, much sad.

bigeisamazing:

things the government want from me

  • my money

things the government don’t want from me

  • these hands

(via in-vagina-we-thrust)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via gayolacrayons)

dropped my MONSTER CONDOM for my MAGNUM DONG

(Source: virusexe, via shrugging)